December 2009
54 posts
fmylife:
Today, I sent my resume to a place where I hoped to work at. Since the job requires me to be doing work on the run, I put on it that I have a laptop. The only problem is that I always thought it was “labtop.” I didn’t learn the correct spelling until my daughter called me an idiot, she’s 6. FML
LOL
voicestooloud:
wearerussiandolls:
Heartbreak...
“Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty...”
– Sex and the City (via littlemiss)
HELP!
Quick question to anyone who knows anything about iPhones and GoPhone plans.
Can you use an iPhone 3G on a GoPhone plan??
Have GoPhone plan.. Had to buy a GoPhone phone. Want to use iPhone with GoPhone plan but the phone shows NO SERVICE when GoPhone SIM is entered into the iPhone. SIM card works in purchased GoPhone phone.
Is this impossible to do now with all the changes with AT&T and...
PLAYBILL
poobah:
siddman:
Guy: Yeah, I’m reading that in the Playbill. Bimbo: Ew! You brought a porno magazine to a Broadway show? Guy: No, no, no… Playbill. Not Playboy. It’s a Broadway magazine. Bimbo: Oh. (pauses) So wait, it’s gay porno? —8th Ave via rsslolz:
OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Customer Service Safe Ways to Insult Someone, Part...
ex-genius:
Don’t say this - Say this instead
That’s fucking stupid - That’s not recommended
(example: “So I was using my computer in a thunderstorm outside in pouring rain and it broke” “Oh, I see, well that’s really fucking stupid not reccomended”)
Hahahahaha. LOVE THIS!
I'm taking this girl out tonight.
ex-genius:
We met when she totaled my car.
True story.
shut up.. seriously? hahaha. awesome! =]
Speeding
andreasjp:
A car just passed me on the freeway going way above the speed limit, weaving inbetween lanes. He thinks he’s so cool, oh but wait, what’s that?
There’s a tree branch hanging out from under his bumper, and it’s at least 5 feet long, and I doubt he knows it’s there.
Idiot
LOL.. I guess that’s what he gets for being a CRAZY idiot!
VOTE!
My bff is in a design contest for Lexington KY’s Pride Festival.
He won last year with this design: http://www.lexpride.com/photos09/LexingtonPrideFestival09.jpg
So to vote for his design this year, go to this link: http://lexpride.com/
The top paragraph says “Vote for your favorite 2010 logo”… Go there and pick your favorite (his is # 1) ! If you don’t...
Nothing to do, Nowhere to be, A simple little kind...
(via megan-elizabeth)
LOVE HIM.. and LOVE THIS SONG! :)